I asked a stranger to break into my house.
I locked myself out of my house, except my upstairs porch door was open. The one leading to my bedroom. There was a guy around, I'd seen him before, so he wasn't a total stranger, but no, I certainly don't actually know him. But he was around, and I was panicked. So I casually asked him if he'd shimmy up my porch and break into my bedroom.
Yeah? You will?
And then I became really self conscious after, what with him being a cute perfect stranger and seeing my bedroom and all.
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