Nitpicking

He doesn't do voices well. But thinks he can I think.

He is a horrible speller.

He leaves the toilet seat up.

The New Boyfriend is 35 years old and I'm afraid there's no changing him.

I just got an e-mail from The Ex and he himself isn't a good speller, but I don't seem to care with him.

I'm not sure whose team I am on, even though I damn well know it better not be The Ex's. I can't make any promises though.