Leaps and bounds

First date. There are boundaries. There are lines. Social niceties that exist for a reason. And I like candor, I do, but there is no need to go leaps and bounds over the line.

I asked his biggest vice. It's a first date, a half serious self-deprecating remark will suffice, thanks. Let me think you're clever. Here's your chance!

And he says, "Horny."

And I say, "With a 'c'?"

And he says, "Horny."

And I say, "With a 'c'?"

Leaps. And. Bounds.